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Tekst :

YOU-YOU-YOU-OOO
LOOK LIKE A DOR-R-R-K
YOU ACT LIKE A DORK
MOST OF THE TIME, ALSO

YOU RE A DOR-R-R-R-K
YOU ARE A DOUBLE-DORK BUTT RASH
YOU ARE A DORK, DORK, DORK, DOR-R-R-R-K!
NOBODY WANTS TO...

YOU ARE BORING... YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY
YOU EAT CHEESE - YOU EAT CHEESE AND OTHER THINGS
YOU CAN CAN WRAP IT UP AN TAKE IT WITH YOU
FROM THE TABLE
WITH LUIGI & THE WISE GUYS AT THE TABLE

YOU ARE A DORK!
YOU ARE A DORK, DORK, DORK, DOR-R-R-R-K!
YOU ARE A DOUBLE-DORK BUTT RASH
THERE S ONE IN EVERY CREW - DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE?
WE KNOW, BUT WE WON T TELL YOU

WE DON T WANT TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS
BUT YOU RE A DOR-R-R-R-K!
MIGHT AS WELL ADMIT IT
WHEN YOU RE A DORK
YOU RE A DORK, BY THE WAY
YOU RE A DORK
A DOUBLE
A DOUBLE DORK BUTT RASH
A DOUBLE BUTT RASH DORK
LUIGI & THE WISE GUYS AT THE TABLE

YOU LOOK LIKE A DORK
LOOK LIKE A DORK
YOU ACT LIKE A DORK MOST OF THE TIME
YOU RE A DOR-R-R-R-K

DOUBLE DORK
DOUBLE DORK
DOUBLE DORK BUTT RASH

Tekst :

FZ:
They re really getting professional now. In the dressing room waiting for the Vanilla Fudge to go off Motorhead and Arthur Dyer Tripp the Third are playing cards.

Arthur:
Pair of queens what is this shit?

Motorhead:
Pissy, pissy poop.

Arthur:
Can I go down with two cards?

Motorhead:
Pissy, pissy poop.

Arthur:
Do it this way. Give me a good chance buddy.

Motorhead:
I ll take that sonabitch.

Arthur:
You better not

Motorhead:
I took it.

Arthur:
Oh, you re running for a spade straight, are ya?

Motorhead:
I took it.

Arthur:
Oh, I got your number.

Motorhead:
Oh whaddaya know.

Arthur:
I knew it.
You have any other one I want?
(phhht!)
I hear a Fuzztone.
Wahhh

Motorhead:
You shink evvyzing gonna be awright?

Arthur:
Is this an accounting office?

Tekst :

SHE HAD THAT
CAMARILLO BRILLO
FLAMIN OUT ALONG HER HEAD,
I MEAN HER MENDOCINO BEAN-O
BY WHERE SOME BUGS HAD MADE IT RED

SHE RULED THE TOADS OF THE SHORT FOREST
AND EVERY NEWT IN IDAHO
AND EVERY CRICKET WHO HAD CHORUSED
BY THE BUSH IN BUFFALO

SHE SAID SHE WAS
A MAGIC MAMA
AND SHE COULD THROW A MEAN TAROT
AND CARRIED ON WITHOUT A COMMA
THAT SHE WAS SOMEONE I SHOULD KNOW

SHE HAD A SNAKE FOR A PET
AND AN AMULET
AND SHE WAS BREEDING A DWARF
BUT SHE WASN T DONE YET
SHE HAD GRAY-GREEN SKIN
A DOLL WITH A PIN
I TOLD HER SHE WAS AWRIGHT
BUT I COULDN T COME IN
(I COULDN T COME IN RIGHT THEN...)

AND SO SHE WANDERED
THROUGH THE DOOR-WAY
JUST LIKE A SHADOW FROM THE TOMB
SHE SAID HER STEREO WAS FOUR-WAY
AN I D JUST LOVE IT IN HER ROOM

WELL, I WAS BORN
TO HAVE ADVENTURE
SO I JUST FOLLOWED UP THE STEPS
RIGHT PAST HER FUMING INCENSE STENCHER
TO WHERE SHE HUNG HER CASTANETS

SHE STRIPPED AWAY
HER RANCID PONCHO
AN LAID OUT NAKED BY THE DOOR
WE DID IT TILL WE WERE UN-CONCHO
AN IT WAS USELESS ANY MORE

SHE HAD A SNAKE FOR A PET
AND AN AMULET
AND SHE WAS BREEDING A DWARF
BUT SHE WASN T DONE YET
SHE HAD GRAY-GREEN SKIN
A DOLL WITH A PIN
I TOLD HER SHE WAS AWRIGHT
BUT I COULDN T COME IN
(ACTUALLY, I WAS VERY BUSY THEN)

AND SO SHE WANDERED
THROUGH THE DOOR-WAY
JUST LIKE A SHADOW FROM THE TOMB
SHE SAID HER STEREO WAS FOUR-WAY
AN I D JUST LOVE IT IN HER ROOM

WELL, I WAS BORN
TO HAVE ADVENTURE
SO I JUST FOLLOWED UP THE STEPS
RIGHT PAST HER FUMING INCENSE STENCHER
TO WHERE SHE HUNG HER CASTANETS

SHE SAID SHE WAS
A MAGIC MAMA
AND SHE COULD THROW A MEAN TAROT
AND CARRIED ON WITHOUT A COMMA
THAT SHE WAS SOMEONE I SHOULD KNOW

(IS THAT A REAL PONCHO... I MEAN
IS THAT A MEXICAN PONCHO
OR IS THAT A SEARS PONCHO?
HMMM... NO FOOLIN ...)

You ve felt unloved before
You ve felt unwanted
You ve tried to close the door on a past
in which you re haunted.

I don t know how to make it right
I don t know how to change it
I just know it wasn t your fault
So just let me say this.

You can go...

The blue girls that bake in the sun
Skin falls in flakes from each one
Like leaves from autumn trees
they float upon the breeze
These girls you have loved
are slowly decaying
Ah
Drying out in the sun
before your eyes
Wild stares in your face
they seem to accuse you
Oh
What have you done
to earn this prize?
The flesh underneath...

In the cold of the full moon
On this night
Time itself it slips away
Now you are mine
Slowly hours pass
All through the night
Together we can disappear
For a while I am still
Forever and ever and ever
Now I am still
Forever and ever and ever...

Ja byłem samty miałaś dwadzieścia lat
Byłaś złym snem, byłaś jak zimny wiatr
I miałaś w sobie to coś
Zawsze tak niewinna
Chowałaś w głębi swoją złość

Tak jak ogień i woda
Dwa żywioły do walki gotowe,
Ooo gasiłaś mnie
Gasiłaś...

Now I know
That I can’t make you stay
But where’s your heart
But where’s your heart
But where’s your...

I know
There’s nothing I could say
To change that heart
To change that heart
To change...

So many
Bright lights been cast a shadow
But can I speak?
Well is it hard understanding
I’m incomplete
The life that’s so demanding
I get so weak
And...